Well, this is a big story NOW. When NMA TV gets hold of a story, it's legit. Game on, suckers.
To say that this is incredible, what with Manny Pacquiao urinating on himself and Floyd Mayweather suffering the unfortunate side effects of prison as seen on the HBO series "Oz," would be a vast understatement.
NMA TV is favoring Mayweather, saying that Pacquiao is hurting the reputation of Filipinos everywhere.
But who cares about that? His ass is blinking red! Pacquiao attends a cockfight and pees on himself! They're constantly wearing head gear for some reason! Mayweather pushes his own jail cell - PUSHING TIME BACK, YOU SEE! With an assist from the judge! Pacquiao is carrying the old WCW world heavyweight championship!
This has been the first thing in a long time that has made me enjoy this entire negotiation clusterfunk. Thank you, NMA TV. Thank you so, so much, for being yourselves.
If you've missed anything, catch up on what's next for Floyd Mayweather, and what's next for Manny Pacquiao - a lot of it overlaps!
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This is other-worldly.
Wow. Thank you, Taiwan.
Oli Goldstein - January 13, 2012 via mobile
well its good to know taiwanese are also subscribing to the mayweather-arum-pac drama series..
richmondk - January 13, 2012
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tacklerford - January 13, 2012 via iPhone app
This just made my day. lol
Vanity - January 13, 2012
My parents are from Hong Kong and all, so it doesn’t apply, but I’m still mildly ashamed of this crappy video from my Asian brethen. And I like how Manny Pacquiao is fighting orthodox in this video…
cylee1180 - January 13, 2012
A normal person would say, hey prison rape isnt nice to joke about
A boxing fan says, hey what the fuck that guy is a southpaw!!!
ScottCL - January 13, 2012
Normally, I would find the joke pointless.
But in this case his ass is blinking red.
It’s blinking red.
Scott Christ - January 14, 2012
I can’t remember—Does Rudolph’s nose flash, or does it burn steady? or does it sometimes do one, other times another? first thing I thought of watching that video.
BoxAnne - January 14, 2012
Great video. The enflamed anus is the funniest. Chances are Mayweather will be in P.C anyways, or have a bunch of people protecting him. Either that, or Fight Night Champion occurs.
RyanSexton - January 13, 2012
He’ll be in protective custody.
Scott Christ - January 14, 2012
Just for the first several weeks, I seem to remember reading somewhere. If he ever really goes to jail. Which I doubt.
BoxAnne - January 14, 2012
Props to the 14 year old who threw that bit together
Highly entertaining.
Lee Payton - January 13, 2012
floyd’s ass is blinking red? mayweather will be raped in jail? jajaja
EL CIERTO (VEN) - January 14, 2012
Epic. Very realistic replay of Pac KO’g Marquez back to Mexico (sombrero and all).
They need this on FNF’s.
DPlainview - January 14, 2012
Yeah, that was actually the part I found the strangest (in context)… That’s the image we all had about what was going to take place… definitely not what ended up happening.
Apprentice - January 14, 2012
hahaha
cylee1180 - January 14, 2012
firstly can i just say scott i’m giving you kudos for recognising the old wcw title i thought that bit was funny, hell this entire video is just amazing well done nma :D
sparky_mufc - January 15, 2012
God is good
Manuwar - January 18, 2012
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