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Manny Pacquiao Produce: It Will Blow Your Mind (Video)


OK, first things first: Yes, I'm going to buy Pacquiao Produce as soon as I see it in a store. I want what is pound-for-pound the best produce in the world. I want to have my life changed by broccoli or the like.

But this is pretty incredible. At the start, Manny Pacquiao, with his boxing gloves on, stands in a trailer with a hanging heavy bag. He doesn't punch it or anything. It's just, like, there, and so is he, with his gloves on. He seems to be thinking about something -- what it is, I do not know.

Then, he's running. Maybe the idea is he needs produce to help him remember what to do with a heavy bag while he's got gloves on. He can't open the trailer when he gets to it, so he whistles forth an army of children, and then with the help of a little girl's gloved hand, the might of desire, desire for great produce, opens the door. The door to a brand new you.

Get to the store. Get eating.

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Ha thats funny.
So all along it was veg that got him up to light middle.

Pacman’s bravest endeavor yet – trying to get Americans to eat vegetables.

Breaking news, WBC sanctions Pacquiao’s next fight for their new Tomato Belt :S

tumbleweed just went past

I wouldn't say he was "running" more like jogging
i love boxing

no other sport comes close

WHAT ABOUT PRO WRASSLIN?

OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!!!

To me it’s funny that it’s so strange that an athlete is sponsoring vegetables and fruits…

I guess we got to used to them sponsoring chemicals and clothing and stuff that has nothing or little to do with their success.

True that. It would be more “normal” for us as an audience if he were sponsoring alcohol. But fruits and veggies? Nah, c’mon! The last image is hilarious though, Pac with a big brocoli!

He should have dressed up as a giant broccoli

The boxing-veggie slogan possibilities are endless: Pac Produce- beet the competition! Don’t romaine on the stool – answer the bell! squash your opponent! Don’t turnip heavy for the weigh-in!

I am truly sorry for that thing I just did.

That's all the proof I need

“I knew he was on that SH*%#T”.

philipines is the biggest exporter of produce so naturally…

Manny dosent produce the crap commercials. He just gets paid for endorsing them.

I can’t name another Boxer who has international endorsement contracts so we can let this and the others speak for themselves. Manny has transcended his sport like no one in boxing today.

The company is based in San Antonio.

The ad agency and the production company should be run out of the country. They are horrible.

It was a joke referencing the PEDS accusations…

It’s good to see that the ‘hype machine’ has a spare tire to roll out on.

It’s called the "Money’ machine. The kind that goes ca-ching ca-ching…even when you are not in the ring.

And yet ur one of Floyd’s critics. Do u see Manny joining the money team in the future?…lmao.

No I see Manny making money by having cultivated his image into a marketable brand.

I see Floyd making lots of money fighting once a year. And occasionally I see a winning betting stub. Just not the offsets. You know, the losing ones.

I would rather have HP, Nike and State Produce nd others pay me for my brand for my accomplishments in he ring that to wager them outside the ring.

But hey, that’s just something i learned watching my dad, who blew through all his dough of horses, football and basketball games…and such. Now that i think of it, he really only told me how much money he was winning. Until his wife left him and they took away his house.

Ah, and there was one time when he said he fell and broke his arm.

BTW, I see him making lots more money this spring

While Floyd gets a few hours training in the yard.

I guess crime does pay….unless you get caught.

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